Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Turkoglu Paradox

If Hedo Turkoglu were playing baseball he would be on steroids. I'm certain of this. He's having a breakout season at the age of 29. I'm sorry, that's just weird. This isn't even a contract year.

Hedo was always one of those guys who I was totally 100% sure was stoned. Or just woke up. Probably stoned. Any close-up of Turkoglu running back up the court makes him a shoe-in for a starter on the annual bong-stars team. He's always made T-Mac look alert, and still does. So why is he suddenly good?

Not just good, borderline All-Star good. It's just... unnatural.

I've narrowed it down to three answers: Steroids, HGH, or Satan. The dark lord is powerful in ways we can't imagine.

Big day tomorrow, very big day.
Cavs - Spurs. Duke - Maryland. Should be a good day.

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